OUT OF THE DARK Part 4

By Arturo Hernandez

PART 4

(I wrote this short story back 1n 1995, while living in our first home in Tampa, Florida.)

“Can you read me a bedtime story, Aunt Felicia?” Penny asked politely, her eyes twinkling.

Felicia nodded, opening the Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes book that she  had bought last Christmas. She read Humpty Dumpty and Little Boy Blue. She had started to read a few poems when the phone started ringing in the other bedroom.

“I’ll be right back,” Felicia gave her a kiss and quickly raced for the ringing phone.

She picked the phone up.

“How’s my favorite goddaughter?” Sandy Graw asked.

“Hey lady, you finally decided to call me back,” Felicia answered gleefully. She hadn’t heard from her godmother in ages.

“What is it my dear child. Do you miss me? It has been long time.  Are you in trouble: money, men, love?”

“Ghost,” Felicia answered.

“Ghost, yes, they can be so annoying sometimes. Are you being plagued by ghost, my dear?” She asked.

“Willard seems to think so. He says his home is haunted.”

“Now, now, child. There are ghosts. I’ve known some good ones and some bad ones,” Sandy assured her. “It’s the bad ones you got to watch out for.”

“I think he’s headed for a nervous breakdown,” Felicia told her, scrawling circles and lines on a sheet of notebook paper.

“you could be right. Perhaps.” There was a moment of silence. “Let me pay Willard a visit. Check out this ghost problem of his.”

“Wonderful,” Felicia replied.

“Give the old boy a ring. You tell him that Sandy is coming to scare those nasty ghosts away,” she assured her.

“Thank you, Godmother. When should I expect you then?” Felicia asked.

“I’ll call the airlines right now. As soon as I get the arrival information I’ll give you a ring. Don’t you worry your pretty little head anymore. Willard will be just fine. All right?”

“Sounds great,” Felicia replied.


“Go away! Get away from him!” Felicia heard Penny hollering. Frantically, she jumped out of bed. Grabbing the huge bat by her bed, she bolted out her bedroom and down the hallway, nearly stumbling over Penny’s toys. She flew into Penny’s room, brandishing her weapon, examining the darkness.

“Go away!” Penny hollered again and again, kicking and swinging at the darkness, her head shaking violently. “Get away, get away from him!”

Felicia threw the bat down and sprinted towards Penny. She seized Penny’s arms. “Penny — wake up, it’s only a dream, wake up,” she pleaded.

Penny continued to kick and shriek. “No! Leave him alone! Run Papa, run!”

Felicia held her tightly. “Penny, it’s Aunt Felicia, please wake up honey. No one’s going  to hurt your Papa. Wake up honey, you’re all right.”

Suddenly, Penny’s eyes opened. There was a dreadful look on her face.

“You’re safe now, Aunt Felicia’s here. You were having a bad dream.”

Slowly, her thrashing abated. She stared into the darkness.

“It wasn’t a dream. I saw them, coming for Papa, the ugly men. I tried to stop them, but they kept on coming and coming, crawling and  jumping over Papa. I swear. They had large teeth and bald heads.”

“I assure you, honey, it was just a bad dream. Even big people like me get them from time to time. They seem real but they’re not,” Felicia explained, stroking her face.

“If you say so,” Penny replied, uncertainly, staring into darkness. Thoughts of her father being torn to pieces by the ugly men were tormenting her still.

“Would you like to sleep with me tonight?” Felicia asked.

Penny nodded, quickly jumping out the bed.


Doctor Bates had stayed with Willard the whole afternoon and into the evening. During his stay, nothing had moved or floated, howled or groaned; that is nothing that might have suggested a house chock-full of ghosts.

The Doctor had finally come to the conclusion that the Willard was suffering from a mild form of schizophrenia, otherwise known as acute schizophrenia. This would explain why Willard (not ghost) had gone through the house breaking things, knocking things over; it would explain the strewn tools, photos, and pillows, the broken cabinets. He had assured Willard that it was temporary, that recovery should be quick.

“I recommend you take an extended vacation, Mr. Helman, with the family, away from this place.” Bates looked down at his watch. “It’s really getting late. I’ll schedule you an appointment with me Monday.”

“Sure,” Willard mumbled softly to himself, staring glassy-eyed at the crystal seal on the Zenith.

“Fine then. We’ll continue our discussion Monday.”

“It’s funny.”

“What is?” Bate’s eyebrows crinkled.

“That nothing moved,” Willard said. “Nothing moved while you were here; that’s strange.”

“You think things might start moving once I leave?” Bates asked.

“That’s a strong possibility.”

“Here, take these pills.” Bates reached into his shirt pocket, took out a small bottle, opened the top and spilled a few pills on his palm. He handed the pills to Willard and smiled. “Here.”

“I said no drugs Doc.”

“They’ll help you relax. That’s all.”

Willard nodded and took the pills, sticking them  in his pants pocket. He glanced at the clock; it was ten  fifteen. “It’s almost midnight, the witching hour,” Willard said, grinning comically at Bates.

Bates laughed. “That’s strange, my watch says-” Bates looked at his watch, “eight past twelve.”

“Well, according to your watch Doc, the witches are already out and about,” Willard said and smiled.

“Yes. It would seem so, that is if you believe in such nonsense,” Bates replied, smiling. “Now take a pill and get some rest.” Bates gathered up his belongings and started towards the exit. “Now you rest, you hear me. We’ll talk later.”

“Thanks for helping me clean up this mess, Doc.”

“Sure.”

“I must have knocked the power off when I went on my mad rampage,” Willard ventured.

“That would explain why your clock is two hours behind,” Bates assured  him.

Willard nodded dismally.

“I’ll see you then Monday Mr. Helman.” Bates opened the door.

“I’ll be there. Thanks again, Doc,” Willard told him, watching Bates amble towards his car.

“Think nothing of it; now get some sleep, I know I’m in need of some myself.” Bates paused suddenly, turning his head toward the rustling bushes on his right. He stood staring at them for awhile. “I’m getting this strange feeling,” he finally said, turning towards Willard, “that something’s spying on me.” He laughed.

“Sorry, Doc. Must have been all that talk about witches and ghosts,” Willard replied. “I’ll see you Monday.” Willard waved, then closed the door.

“Must have been,” Bates said, turning back around.

A chill crept up his back as he started towards his car. He looked up at a lofty pine tree in the yard next to Willard’s. Its limbs were moving, its prickly fingers clawing at the darkness, which seemed odd, for it didn’t feel windy to him.

Bates peered at a windsock hanging quietly from the pine tree in Willard’s front yard. If it’s windy out here, how come Mr. Helman’s windsock isn’t moving. That makes no sense. He pondered. Another chill ran up his back.

He came to a sudden stop (his heart started to pound) for coming straight for him was a lawn mower, rolling quietly over Willard’s grass. It stopped a few feet in front of the doctor.

Bates stepped back, almost falling backwards. “If this is some elaborate prank, I suggest it end right now,” he called out, squinting at the darkness around him. “Or I will be force to call the authorities.” He pulled out his cell phone nervously and started to punch in numbers. “I’m not kidding.”

There came no reply.

He put the phone back in his jacket, looked around for the pranksters, then started hastily towards his car.

He then heard behind him footsteps, thumps on the ground. He spun around, but saw nothing. Shrugging, he turned back around.  He was stopped again, by another sound, a different sound, not of feet crunching grass or ground, but a slithering sound, like that of a large serpent or snake. He turned around to see not a snake but a garden hose slithering quickly his way. The hose rose into the air, hissing water from its nozzle; it lunged for him. Bates jumped back, pressing his back against the car door. He watched, in horror, as the nozzle got in his face; he watched as the hose then started to wrap its muddled body around his ankles and feet; watched as it snaked up his body.

The doctor grimaced. “My God,” he groaned.

Suddenly the hose fell limp around his body.

Sweating dearly, Bates started to giggle. A nightmare, that’s all that it was, sleepwalking again, he thought. As he quickly shrugged the hose off him, he noticed a large hole, a couple in fact, in the ground near the driveway. He noticed, also, the windsock flapping, in a wind he could now feel.

He quickly got in his car and sped away, vowing never to come to Willard’s house again.

OUT OF THE DARK Part 3

By Arturo Hernandez

PART 3

(I wrote this short story back 1n 1995, while living in our first home in Tampa, Florida.)

“So you have a ghost problem? Interesting,” Felicia remarked, placing the last dish into the drying tray. She shut the water off and turned around, sporting a big grin on her face.

“You think I’m nuts?” Willard asked her.

“No. A little overworked, but not crazy.”

“What about Sandy? She’s an expert on ghost? Maybe she could help?” Willard asked. “The whole notion of ghost, I know, sounds absurd. But what other explanation could there be? What is doing this?”

“You’re not serious are you? Sandy’s a freaking nut, a fruitcake. I mean I love her, I love her very much, but she is a nut.”

Willard frowned, his eyes searching for Penny. He could hear her talking to herself — talking to the dolls that she had brought along with her from the house — and singing.

“Penny? Come here, please. I need you to tell Aunt Felicia about the horsy.”

Penny came quickly, darting out of the playroom with a big smile on her face.

Felicia had sat down, her arms resting on the kitchen table; a cigarette was fuming from her fingers. She watched as Penny entered the kitchen.

“Huh?” She peeped.

“Tell Aunt Felicia what happened at the house a little while ago.  You know, the horsy was moving by itself. Remember?”

“Yeah, it was so neat,” Penny answered, brushing her doll’s hair back with a small brush.

“Penny, Daddy says that the rocking horse was moving across the floor, with you on it. Is that true?” Felicia asked, taking a puff off her cigarette.

“Yeah,” the little girl replied.

“Your daddy wasn’t pushing the rocking horse?”

“Yeah, or the Barbie corvettes, or all the other toys. It was so neat.”

Felicia looked over at her boyfriend, squinting through cigarette smoke.

“Now do you believe me?” Willard asked her.

Felicia sat up from the table, taking another puff from the cigarette, and replied, “Not really, Willard. I’ve got to see it to believe it.”

“Can I go now?” Penny asked Willard. Willard nodded.

“You want to come over now?” Willard asked, watching Penny quickly run back down the hallway and into the playroom.

“Why don’t you and Penny stay the night here; we’ll all go over there tomorrow morning,” Felicia asked him.

“I want to go back now,” Willard told her. “Can Penny stay with you?”

“Yes, of course she can; but why in the world would you want to go back to a place that’s scarring you to death?”

“I need to figure something out, and I need to be there to do it.”

“Figure what out?”

“I don’t know yet.”

“If you say so kid; It may be all in your head,” Felicia assured him as smoke  rose from her mouth and nose.

“I thought you were cutting down?” Willard asked her, pointing at the cigarette in her hand.

“It’s my last one, for today,” she replied, grinning at him.

“Yeah, where have I heard that before?” Willard smirked. 

“It is. It is,” Felicia said.

“Penny?” Willard called.

She trotted out of the playroom, holding a flashlight, singing.

“Yes Papa?”

“I need you to stay with Felicia for the night, OK? I’m going back home,” Willard explained.

“Can’t I come with you? I want to ride the horsy.”

Felicia stood up from the table, putting out the smelly cigarette.  “I bought some game disks for the Xeon System: Zogian Conflict and The Magic Trip. Sound like fun?”

Penny’s face bloomed. “You got The Magic Trip? Cool!”

She eagerly  agreed to stay the night with Felicia.

“I hear The Magic Trip’s got some real cool video effects,” Willard said, smiling at Penny. “You have fun with Aunt Felicia and I’ll see you tomorrow morning,” Willard assured her.

“I don’t understand why I have to stay here.”

“There’s something I have to do, that’s all.  OK?”

“Sure, Papa.” Penny’s eyes twinkled.

“Good,” Willard looked up at Felicia and winked. “You mind Aunt Felicia while I’m away,” he bent down and gave Penny a kiss, “and I’ll see you in the morning.”


Willard walked around the sofa that had been mysteriously moved and now blocking the way into his home. What is this madness? He thought. The photos that had been hanging on the walls in the family room were now scattered everywhere; and uncommon instruments, like the toaster and the silverware, strewn near the television. Blankets and a pillow were part of the mess too. Willard grumbled as he stepped into the hallway. There before his eyes was the same clutter: blankets, pillows, pictures, a few books, and his toothbrush. Stepping into the kitchen, He noted that two cabinet doors had been torn from their hinges, cans and boxes of food all over the floor.

Should I call the cops? He wondered. He imagined himself explaining: Yes, officer, ghost did all this. No I’m not crazy.

Willard grabbed the phone and dialed.

A woman answered the phone. “Hello.”

“Hello, Mrs. Bates. This is Willard. Is doctor Bates there?”

“Hello, Mr. Helman. He’s busy in the garden right now. Is this an emergency?”

“I need to talk with him. I guess you can call it an emergency.”

“Hold on dear, let me go grab him,” she replied.

Moments later.

“Hello, Mr. Helman? Mrs. Bates informs me that you need to talk.”

“Yes, we do, badly, Doctor,” Willard said. “I know its not Monday, but you said if ever I needed to talk. . .”

“Of course, of course? Meet me at the office in about an hour,” The doctor replied.

“No,” Willard said, “would it be possible for you to come here. I need to show you something.”

“What seems to be the problem?” The doctor asked.

“I think I’m going crazy. This time for real. I need to show you something.”

The doctor was silent for a moment. “Show me what?”

“I’m seeing things move around, things that should not be moving around. Like wrenches and screwdrivers. And then the rocking horse, with Penny on its back, comes gliding over the tile floor, and get this…”

“Yes?”

“Get this, the Barbie toys were following right behind it. Penny saw them too. Is she as crazy as I am?”

“She realized the horse was moving because you may have put that fantastic idea in her young mind, Mr. Helman,” the doctor explained.

“You think? I don’t know what to think.”

“Have you been drinking again, Mr. Helman?”

“Not today, and not as much, Doc,” Willard replied.

“Have you been under any pressure, any deadlines at work lately?”

“None,” Willard answered.

“None you say.”

“What about ghost?” Willard asked.

“What about ghost, Mr. Helman?”

“What if I have a ghost problem?”

“Now really, Mr. Helman. Ghost?  I’m sure ghost have nothing to do with this.”

“Then I must be going nuts. Doc, I need help. I’m afraid for my child. “I’m afraid for me.”

“Where is the child?” Bates asked.

“At my sister-in-law’s. I didn’t think the house was safe enough for her to sleep in it tonight.”

“Right,” Bates replied. “I’m sure it’s just a mild case of temporary psychosis — though not common at your age. I can possibly prescribe some drugs–“

“No drugs, Doc. Please,” Willard rudely interrupted him.

“I’ll make that decision. Right now I need you to just relax. I’ll be there in about an hour.”

“Thank you Doc.”

OUT OF THE DARK

By Arturo Hernandez

PART 2

(I wrote this short story back 1n 1995, while living in our first home in Tampa, Florida.)

PART 2

The repairman had arrived a little earlier than expected.

Willard and his daughter, Penny, were awake and watching a fuzzy Yogi Bear yap on about swiping picnic baskets.

“Dad, is he going to fix the TV?” Penny asked, watching Frank fiddle with some strange looking tool.

“I sure am, little one,” Frank smiled up from behind the set.

The TV screen went blank for a few seconds, then back to Boo Boo and Yogi.

“Is it the picture tube?” Willard asked.

Frank stood up. He was a good seven feet tall, a big man. A thick black beard hung from his chin. His long black hair, with streaks of gray, was pulled back tightly in a ponytail. A large gold earring swung from his left ear. “No,” the giant answered.

Willard grimaced then asked, “Have you found the problem?”

“Almost,” Frank assured, squatting back behind the Zenith.

“Do you have an idea?”

“Are you in some sort of hurry, Mr. Hellman?”

“That’s Helman, like in hill,” Willard corrected him, “No. No hurry at all. Just being curious.”

Frank grunted loudly, kicking the huge twenty-six inch television set forward a few inches. Smoke began to rise from behind the set, “Damn power-transistor just blew up,” he informed them. Frank stood up, glanced over at Penny with an embarrassed look on his face, and said, “Excuse my French little one.” Then smiled.

“Bad news?” Willard asked.

“Here’s what I know so far; your set seems to be picking up a stray frequency, a powerful signal  nearby. Apparently this stray signal is what’s causing the interference. I’m a hundred percent sure of that.” Frank casually squeezed out from behind the smoking Zenith.

“A stray frequency?” Willard replied, looking deeply puzzled.

“And I can’t seem to pin point exactly where this frequency is coming from. Strange if you ask me.”

“Why strange?” Willard asked, scratching his head.

“I normally don’t get this type of problem,” Frank said.

“Look daddy look,” Penny said, pointing at one of Frank’s gadgets floating in the air. Wrenches were floating and swooping. A large screwdriver was dancing in mid-air.

Willard gasped, stepping back. “Penny get to your room.”

Penny nodded and scurried out of the television room.

“Holly Mother of God,” Frank said, watching his tools move about in his toolbox and crawl across the  floor. He rubbed his eyes, then glanced at Willard. “What the hell is going on here?”

Willard was watching the moving tools as well. “Ghost?” He replied, sounding extremely afraid.

“I don’t believe in ghost,” Frank answered gravely. “However, I could be persuaded to rethink my beliefs.”

Suddenly, the tools stopped moving; the tools that had been floating fell to the floor.

Quickly Frank bent down to gather his belongings, almost falling over in his haste. “This is way too freaky for me,” he informed Willard, still recovering tools from the floor. He closed his toolbox, stood up quickly, and stared deeply into Willard’s fearful eyes.

“How much do I owe you?” Willard asked.

“The Fixer will bill you, Mr. Helman,” Frank replied as he drew closer to the exit. He opened the door and stepped out, slamming the door in Willard’s face.

“Papa! Papa, Yee-haw! Come look!” Willard heard cry out.

Startled, He rushed into the hallway, nearly tripping over a doll. He then stopped abruptly, for sliding out of his daughter’s bedroom, with his daughter on its back,  was Penny’s wooden rocking horse. Laughter was trumpeting from Penny–Willard hadn’t heard her laugh like that since her mother died. Following the rocking horse were a few other toys from Penny’s room. Sailboats (three shiny red ones), bright pink dolly corvettes with dollies inside of them, and other items from her toybox, were exiting the bedroom, like a tiny parade, with Penny as the parade’s obvious leader.

“Papa. . . . Papa, look . . . look, do you see?” The little girl giggled, pointing at the toys all around.

“Careful now,” Willard told her, sounding very concern.

The rocking horse did a sudden about-face, running into the corvettes and sailboats that were following close behind, sending Penny to the floor. She got up slowly, moaning. Her eyes were wide. “Don’t stop. Go, getti-up horsy,” Penny commanded, motioning the rocking horse to return to life.

“Are you all right?” Willard asked her. “How did you do this?”

“I didn’t do it. The horsy just started moving, and I jumped on.”

“Penny, rocking horses aren’t suppose to move by themselves.”

She grumbled a little and then muttered, “Mine just did.”

“I know this one did,” Willard replied. “Come here, give me your hand.  We’re going out.”

“Aunt Felicia’s house?” Penny asked, brushing the hair from her eyes with her hand.

“Yes, so get ready,” Willard said, smiling at her.

Willard grabbed her tiny hand. She smiled back.

“Why are we going to see Aunt Felicia?”

“Just to visit,” Willard told her.

“Oh,” she softly replied.

OUT OF THE DARK

By Arturo Hernandez

PART 1

(I wrote this short story back 1n 1995, while living in our first home in Tampa, Florida.)

It’s time to call a repairman, Willard Helman thought. The damn television was still behaving oddly. He went to set the empty wineglass in his hand down on the coffee table next to him but quickly stopped (nearly dropping the glass) as the table was no longer in its usual place. No doubt the wine had gone to his head. Quickly regaining his senses, Willard placed the glass on the table, careful not to miss the coaster.

He drifted drunkenly to the telephone hanging on the kitchen wall, picked it up, and dialed 411. A female operator answered. “What city, Sir?” She sounded weary, as if she’d been answering the phone all day.

“Tampa,” Willard replied.

“May I help you?”

“Yes, please, I need the number to The Fixer.”

“Hold on,” she told Willard; seconds later, she gave him the number.

Willard quickly jotted the number down on the note pad on the wall near the phone, “Thanks,” and hung up. He picked it up again, then dialed 879-7447.

A woman with a heavy Spanish accent answered the phone, “The Fixer,  Francy speaking, can we help you?”

“Yes,” Willard burped, “Excuse me. Yes, I think you can. My television–” he paused suddenly, grinding the heel of his hand into his left eye: the crystal seal he had purchased at Sea World last year was moving across the top of the defective Zenith. He rubbed at his eyeball harder, pushing deeper into it.

“Sir, are you still there?” Francy asked.

Willard burped again, eyeing the moving seal curiously. The seal suddenly stopped moving. Willard blinked. “What the Hell?” He muttered to himself.

“Is something wrong, sir?” Francy tried again.

“I’m a little drunk, I thought I saw something moving on the Zenith.”

“A mouse perhaps?” Francy replied.

“No,” Willard replied. “A crystal seal.”

“Hmm?” She answered. “Just relax, sit down, rest. No more drink, ok?”  Francy chided him. “Now about your problem.”

Well I’m seeing things dance across my television, Willard thought to say. “The picture’s acting funny. I’m getting some kind of interference. And it’s not the cable cause the cable man assured me of that last week.”

“I see. How about we send our best man out tomorrow morning. Sound good?” She asked him.

“Wonderful,” Willard replied. “The address here is 1984 Fort James Avenue, just north of Campbell Highway. There’s blue Mustang rusting in the driveway and an extremely tall pine tree in the front yard. You can’t miss it.”

“I’m sure Frank won’t have any problems finding it,” she said.

“Wonderful. Around what time tomorrow, Francy?” Willard asked, watching a photo of his wife and child gliding across the mantel above the fireplace.

“Early. How’s ten in the morning, sound?” She asked.

“Sounds good,” Willard replied.

“And your name, sir?”

“Willard Helman.”

“Hell Man?”

“That’s Helman,” he corrected her. “Like Hill Man.”

“I’m sorry Mr. Helman,” she said, sounding embarrassed.

“That’s alright,” Willard answered.

“Thank you for choosing The Fixer, Mr. Helman,” she said.

“Thank you, Francy,” Willard replied. He pressed the off button on the cordless.

The room began to spin, at first slowly, then gradually faster.

“I believe,” he sighed, “I’m going to be sick.” Willard burped, regurgitating some wine.

Trick or Treat

My OCD will not allow me not to write a poem or short story for Halloween. It’s my personal monster, telling me to do things others would laugh at about doing. Don’t be silly Art!

Trick or Treat

there’s a monster at my front door
growling “Trick OR Treat”.
Should I open the door?
It is growling even louder “Trick or Treat”.
I cower backwards, into the shadows,
hoping the knocking would go away.
“Trick or Treat” it continued even more loudly.
I was shivering, not from the cold.

Some minutes had gone by
and the knocking on the door had gone
bye bye.
I was again able to breathe without care.
i was once more able to move, and I did.
I strode towards the backside of my home
where the beer in the frig lived.
and when i strode into my kitchen, my lungs suddenly stop working
for to my surprise the back door that opens into my kitchen was wide open,
and was letting the cold October air in,
and again i started to shiver, but not from the cold.
I closed it, turned back towards the beer and heard in the other room
the sound of a deep hunger like devouring, sloppy sounds,
chomping, chomp, burp, gasp, chump, chump chump.
I peeked into the living room and saw the monster
stuffing his face with the candy i had placed in a big orange plastic bowl,
shoving wrappers and all into it’s very large mouth with very large teeth.
chocolate was running down it’s face like blood would if it were flesh
he was biting into and not milky way bars.
It stopped to peek at me, and smiled with the ugliest look on it’s chocolate stained
face, “Trick or Treat.”

A Hernandez 10 31 2023

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The Almost Lonesome Dead

(short story about a lonesome zombie. I thought this would be a good time (since it is soon to be Halloween) to publish it here. Dark, funny, and a little gruesome so I warn it could be a little yucky.)

The Almost Lonesome Dead: Bluey

1.

It came climbing down the hill
Following him is a pack of dogs
Laughing at him.
What’s the matter, pups?
What do you find so funny?
What’s up, pup?
A pup slobbering
Panting pulls closer to it.
And barks.
I don’t speak pup. It replies. 
As it got to the very bottom
There were more dogs
Coming from all directions now
All laughing and barking.
Hey pups. He said Bending
To one knee,
Close to a dead flower or dying
Flower not yet dead all the way
Dead just dying instead.
One pup with really big blue eyes
Starts to sniff him.
What do you smell?
Death was on the pups face
And gleaming from its eyes.
I am sorry.
I didn’t know
Death disturbs you.
I’m not alive
I’m a zombie.
The pup just turned away
From the Zombie, Heading
Back to the Laughing pups.
The zombie got up
Smelled the air
And began a walk.
Aimlessly.
Without reason.
And the pups are still following him
Laughing loudly
Loud enough to wake the dead.

2.

The Zombie is walking slowly
Dead as a doorknob
But walking, and the dogs are
Gone except for one,
The blue eye one.
It follows the Zombie
Down a river bank
As seagulls squak
And ducks quack
In the dog’s ear.
Ah you again
Does your nose
Seek me?
It just looks queerly at the Zombie
And then quickly sits
As though it had been commanded
To do so and begins sniffing
Itself.
You are welcome to follow me
On my quest to find brain.
The Zombie cracks
What seems like a rotten
Grin, exposing maggot like teeth (sparse) as it smiles.
Then sits down by Bluey
Pets him with his more bone
Than flesh hand, tenderly.
No worries mate I eat
Only human brain.
Do you mind if I call you
Bluey.
Bluey whispers a bark
And licks the rotten face
From forehead to chin.
So you agree. Bluey it will be.
The Zombie grins as a fly
Exits his mouth.
You can bark me Epsom.
My friends call me Epsom.
And you are a friend.

The Almost Lonesome Dead: Epsom

1.

He is alive. He knows this
Because his skin is warm
Touched by the sun.

He still breathes
The air around
No matter the virus
All around.
He is wearing a mask
Over his mouth
To keep the virus out.
He washes his hands
And makes sure he is 5 feet
Apart from people crowding
So as to stay alive
To stay human
With only the need
To drink water.
To eat hamburgers 
And fries.
He is a good protective
Person.
No fucking zovid is gonna
Make him die
And come back as the
Undead brain eaters
That roam around his
House
And on occasion
In the super markets.

2.

And yet Epsom got (with his mask on) bit a few times
By his rabid friend Nelson.

Nelson his best man at his wedding
Nelson who got him laid for the
1st time
Nelson who got Epsom to drink
His first shot of Jack
Nelson who introduced him
To Mary Jane. Not the girl but
The drug.
Nelson bit him on his back and
His right arm.
Nelson. His best friend.
Only friend in the whole infested
World.
Oh Nelson why?

3.

Epsom rises from the
Dead
Yet his buddy Nelson with a
Shot to his head
Stays dead
Epsom continues dead
And wanting brains
Yet Nelson is dead
Again.

The Almost Lonesome Dead: The Journey

Bluey is Panting

Water is no where To be found

No where near or around.

Epsom is salivating

He finally sees brains

And his infection  has him well trained.

To follow the brains.

There Bluey. See the brains?

Bluey barks wagging his tail.

And starts laughing

I agree pup. It is funny.

The family of 3 see Epsom and

Begins preparations to thwart

Him and his laughing pup.

2. The family of 3

Dad grabs the hatchet

And mama the sword

(Cutlass she had picked up

From Mega Con)

Little one called sue

Is crying.

Stand behind me Dad tells

Them his arms holding them

Back like some magical shield.

Dad hears Epsom

Moan and he too moans

Epsom is creeping closer

Its almost over

Epsom takes the family

Eating them happily.

Bluey is wagging his

Tail

Without fail.

In the attack, however

Dad was able to take Epsom’s

Arm off cleanly.

But that is not how one takes

out a zombie properly.

The Almost Lonesome Dead:

Epsom Dies Once Again

Espom dies once again,

This time with dull knife through his head

This will surely make him dead.

Epsom buckles; on the ground dead, Bluey begins to lick his face,

The blood, and the rotting flesh; fiercely lapping up Epsom’s blood,

Chewing on the rot and the maggots squirming in the rot.

The man with the murder weapon, dripping blood, in hand, inspects the gruesome final scene,

Cleans his knife with his dirty blue shirt,

Spits at the dog, turns, and heads back to his safe room on the hill.

THE END

10 25 2013

My Bogeyman

I told my Bogeyman, “I told

My therapist about you.”

“And what did you tell her?”

“I said you were somewhere in the

dark just spying on me.”

“And what did she say?”

“To shoo you away

 with the grounding techniques

She had taught me, the other day.”

“And so, what’s the problem then? Did it

Work for you?”

“I wish I had thought of the techniques at the time. But instead

I let you rule me.”

“Do I need to pay your therapist a visit?”

“It will do you no good. She doesn’t

Believe in you.”

“Oh Well. All that matters is that you

Still believe in me. Right?”

I nodded, quickly turned to my bed in the darkness (I know it is there) and crawled back into it; with the dark still in power, surrounding me and my every move, I closed my eyes to go back to sleep, thinking of my Bogeyman spying at me from his safe corner in my dark, dark room.

A. Hernandez 2 1 2023

Carting

Creepy poetry for today. You know because it Halloween. I wrote this one a long time ago before the twin towers attack in 2000.

Bomb blasted eyes like falling red stars
Showering down from the filthy sky,
Landing near their toes, not too far from where they lie
Holding heavy guns and handy bombs and waiting to die.
Foreign creatures from afar
Appearing from behind iron curtains,
Shrieking war cries, trampling, galloping towards war,
With sharpened spears certain
To slice head and open guts
Certain to spill blood in lots.
On both sides now, reaching for peace are warriors rising towards God.
The end has been started,
Thus then the dead be carted.

Carting By Arturo Hernandez 9-15-2000

Digital Art by A. Hernandez