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Uh huh, that’s right. I’m bad. I’m bad to the bone.

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I’m Cuckoo Kitty Cat
I’m Cuckoo kitty cat.
I’m Cuckoo Cat.
I blurt and
Obscenities spew.
I then run then hide.
Like my tail is on fire.
Yes I agree it does sound dire.
My fur springs like porcupine quills,
As I run for the hills.
I hear the thunder.
I see the lightning.
And it’s frightening.
Meow. Wow.
“Brother look at that cat go!
Look at that cat go!”
A. Hernandez 9 6 2022

Not Around Anyhow / A. Hernandez 4-1986
I want what I might have been smoking when I wrote this one. It’s about a happy shadow?
Be a playful shadow
Follow my way and stay
Money…money…
Monday, Tuesday, anyway
Follow me o shadow
Follow sky, lay and play
Honey….honey
Good-day, Sweet-day, Penny saved
Be a playful shadow
Follow my day, by sandy bay
O forget me
Follow she o shadow
Follow why, say “Land of rag”
O forget me ok.
A. Hernandez 4-1986

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Laurence Olivier #CatLovers
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Ranting I Can’t Rant
What does it matter?
It’s pitter patter
Of tiny feet
On my sheet
Of metal
Flower petal.
No one understands me.
Except my cat, most of the time my cat.
Other times he just smirks.
And thinks I am a jerk.
My cat has no business.
Not one speck of it.
To be thinking such things.
Sometimes dead mice he brings.
Do I judge him then?
Yes I do when
He does.
He loves
To bring me dead doves, too.
It happens.
It happens.
Slowly?
No.
Fastly?
No.
Listen to the crowd.
They are angry with me.
I know you see.
They are angry with me.
It was my cat that did it.
I had nothing to do with that shit.
A. Hernandez 1 2 2023

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